A lot’s happened in the last week or two. So I thought i’d best write it down so I could compose a rap or something. I have recently been playing the crowds and the guards of the city of Zerzura.
Not long ago, circumstance caused myself and three other adventurers to bond in a Dino-emergency. Seriously. Like, when heck is it not an emergency circumstance that bonds an adventuring party? Trouble at the old keep. Oooh. Help. They took my baby. Oh no! Goblins attacking bla, bla, bla.
I hail originally from the Nazca, and as such have a good eye for the herbs if you know what I mean. Electrum is the only coin I receive for trafficking by the way if you’re interested in some Smudge, Stick, Soup or Smash. Electrum is my drug money. It’s under the Scry-dar, it’s nice and shiny and pretty and it’s, well, like me: Exotic and cool.
So I’m currently spending time with these adventurers that are mildly more interesting than playing my fiddle on stage for a coin or two. One is a noble with a stick up his butt about justice and more love for his horse than is probably natural. One is a blue devil girl from the guilds (tryin’ to out-zotic me for sure) who carries a Boom-Stick that’s so loud It hurts my freekin’ cat ears. A lot. From time to time we have also had this big dude that fights with whatever is at hand really. They keep me curious for now. Even in the last few days we have:
• Tracked down a street gang in a mega slum hive sector
• Stopped an attempt to poison the water supply
• Performed naval operations along the Swift. (A weird rapid river-sea system)
• Invaded an island (poorly and without flair, it hasta’ be said)
• Boarded a ship (and then repelled boarders)
• Acquired an ex warship (I got the warmest room)
• Woken up in a bloody room with several decimated bodies all around us. (Prestidigitation time)
• Overseen an Arena first-blood-only duel (that ended in a death)
• Worked out a mystery or three
• Become wanted by the illusion police (who reside on a street that doesn’t exist)
• And, had a Bard-off with a long dead/recently arisen Freddy Mercury. (We rocked him. Don’t judge me. You were all thinkin’ it. We are the Ch/The Show Must…yada, yada, yada, we did em all…..Well I did)
Perhaps a load more happened too but I need my catnaps to recover my inspiration so probably missed it.
Ps. If I’m ever stickin’ my tongue out at you, it’s not personal. I just forgot.
Get back to you in a while unless these losers start to bore me. Or sooner if you’re interested in spending a little Electrum…
Cloud – of the Rumbling River Clan.
AKA Jessabelle Diddle – Jay Dizzle – J.D. – The Fiddler with Folly – Strums – The Dizzler – Sourpuss – Furry Spice